Also LPT that I just came up with: Use a dustpan and a squeegee to scoop the bulk of the spilled honey into a bowl. Then use a wet towel and dish soap to wash the floor after.

You can see where I stood lol

Tldr: Dad hired construction workers to renovate certain parts of the house. They did a shit job, and since it’s raining season in ‘Nam, I MIGHT sleep in my bathroom.

The cat pooped on the blanket, scooped it up and put it in the washing machine. Went to turn on the TV, only to realize it was in the blanket. I’ve had better days.

Was at work and came out to find my car like this. I know it’s not the nicest of cars but I worked my ass off and hardly got to enjoy it

Noticed this little guy up in the tree about 3 weeks ago. I was hoping the crows would eat him but no such luck. Maybe the tree will eat it eventually.

She thought her toilet was making the sound, she thought the bowl was filling up and then running out of water every time, I have no idea how long this has been going on for because she just mentioned it.

Slipped and went down hard on some rocks while bushwalking. Luckily I fix phones myself so it wasn’t too expensive a repair, but still.

I’ll answer anyways. We were drunk and my friend didn’t know what the gun looking thing was, of course had to try it out. It was a sobering experience coughing my heart out while cleaning it up. It stained pretty bad too and they weren’t even my kitchen cabinets either. Got it clean eventually but sacrificed my lungs.