r/LeopardsAteMyFace Feb 26 '21 Wholesome Hugz Table Slap Defeated Spit-take Silver Gold Helpful

Meta A guide to this sub's explanatory comment rule.

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Recently, we noticed an increased amount of nonsensical explanatory comments with no relation in any way, shape or form to the theme of this subreddit.

The "leopards ate my face" theme is embodied by this quote in the sidebar.

"I never thought leopards would eat *my** face", sobs woman who voted for the *Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people.

This statement made out of 3 parts.

  1. Someone voted for, supported or wanted to impose something on other people
    Who's that someone and what's that something?
  2. That something has some consequences.
    What are the consequences?
  3. As a consequence, that something happened to that someone.
    What happened? Did the something really happened to that someone? If not, you should probably delete your post.

In your explanatory comment, identify these 3 elements and include the minimum amount of information necessary so your post can be understood by everyone, even if they don't live in the US or speak English as their native language. If you fail to identify them, it might be difficult for a moderator to understand if this post fits the subreddit or not and the post might be wrongly removed. If you complain about it in modmail, we'll just send you back here.

The explanatory comment is not the place to write a pretty poem nor is it the place to promote books. Copying this post, copying large parts of the article and nonsensical comments will get your post removed under rule #3. Keep it stupid simple.

To help you get started, here's an example.

  1. Roberto Beristain voted for Donald Trump, who vowed to impose deportation to illegal immigrants
  2. Voting for Trump, who vowed to deport illegal immigrants, has the consequence of having illegal immigrants deported
  3. As a consequence of voting for Trump, Beristain got deported.

A bit stiff, right? You can also take some writing liberties around the format as long as moderators can effortlessly match it with the format.

  1. Roberto Beristain, an illegal immigrant, voted for Donald Trump
  2. Trump has vowed to deport illegal immigrants
  3. As a consequence of voting for Trump, Beristain got deported.

This is much more fluid, but you should absolutely make sure that it's easy to match with the format or your post will be mercilessly removed. If, however, you can't match your explanatory comment with the format, then you should just delete your post and save us the effort.


r/LeopardsAteMyFace 5h ago

Why don’t the people I barred from my pub want to drink here anymore?

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 16h ago

The real groomer was inside of you this whole time.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 12h ago

Paywall Ruing Senate Loss, Georgia G.O.P. Asks if Runoff Rule Changes They Passed Backfired

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GOP loses Senate runoffs in 2020. They then change the runoff rules in 2021 to try to win in the future. They lost again in 2022.

No don't change your platform or run a competent candidate. Just keep trying to game the system.


r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago Bravo! Evil Cackle Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

conservative christian group surprised when a private business decides bar them because of the group's beliefs.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2h ago

Oh, you don’t say?

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 6h ago

When snowflakes get exactly what they asked for

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"We demand religous freedom. Wait..."


r/LeopardsAteMyFace 12h ago

Backfired: Russian Soldiers Recruited from Prison Spiral Out of Control in Ukraine

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Who could've guessed it would turn out this way.


r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago Take My Energy

Restaurant denies Christian group service over its anti-abortion and LGBTQ stances

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Christian Walker, black conservative gay man and the son of Herschel Walker, gets backlash from fellow Republicans

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 23h ago

They actually cancelled it instead of putting out results because Red Wave was just red piss

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

L

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Classic Charlie Kirk mental gymnastics

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Discourage people from voring early, normalise voter suppression and ... find out!

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Charlie Kirk is mad people actually took his election fraud rhetoric to heart and then didn’t vote in the Georgia runoff

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 22h ago

Republicans have a post election epiphany on mail voting

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 21h ago

Russia has plans to annex Belarus, says former Ukrainian foreign minister Klimkin

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Trump After final Trump-backed midterm loss, Senate Republicans bemoan weak nominees. Turns out feeding your crazy-ass base a bunch of batshit to defeat Obama has led to batshit candidates winning primaries.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 23h ago

Scammers Scammed by Other Scammers

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Jews who support an anti-Semite shocked to learn he likes anti-Semites

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847 Upvotes

r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Purebred British Only

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Clarence Thomas' own ruling used against him in high-stakes election case

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Employers who provide unreliable minimum wage jobs surprised when they get unreliable minimum effort employees.

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In Australia these workers will be on casual contracts where employers have no obligation to provide any job security and can "ghost" staff by just not rostering them on for work. Now that Australia has a major worker shortage and all workers are in high demand, employers are discovering that no guarantee of work for staff also means no guarantee of staff for employers.


r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

While the supreme court looks to take away lgbt rights again…The morons at r/conservative think homophobia is a protected civil right now.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

No one should receive bailouts for their own financial decisions. (Except me, of course)

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Charlie Kirk Reads Emails. Doesn't care for the content!

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